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Jerry/Daphne: We can’t get married at all.
Osgood: Why not?
Jerry/Daphne: Well… ln the first place, I’m not a natural blonde.
Osgood: Doesn’t matter.
Jerry/Daphne: l smoke. l smoke all the time.
Osgood: l don’t care.
Jerry/Daphne: l have a terrible past. For three years I’ve been living with a saxophone player.
Osgood: l forgive you.
Jerry/Daphne: l can never have children.
Osgood: We can adopt some.
Jerry/Daphne: You don’t understand, Osgood. I’M A MAN!
Osgood: Well, nobody’s perfect.
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